Funny Conversations #4

As I'm sitting here with my husband watching football (acting like I'm interested but really just wanting to go to bed) I started thinking that tomorrow will be a brand new year.  This past year has come and gone and really I can't believe how fast time really does go by.  So what better way to bring in the new year than to share with you the hilarious and sweet things my children say!

Ayden

I was talking to Sydney and said are you ready for some lunch.

Ayden came running in from the other room and says "Did you say we have fudge."

Me: Ayden go get your cat off the bar.

Ayden: Ugh...I wish she wasn't my cat.

Tye: Then go put her outside and she won't be your cat anymore.

Ayden: (runs to her room crying hysterically because she loves her cat too much.)

Ayden: Mom when we get home from school can I do some work for you?

Me: Sure Ayden!  What kind of work do you want to do?

Ayden: Like clean the kitchen up, do the laundry and clean the backyard.

Me:  That's a lot of work.  Why do you want to do this?

Ayden: To earn money to give to the people at the nursing home.

Ayden: Why did you have to have Ryan, Myles and Sydney.  It was so much more fun before they were born.

Me: Quit being dramatic you were 18 months old when Ryan was born.

Ayden: So I was a little baby?

Me: yes and if they weren't here you wouldn't have anyone to play with.

Ayden: OHHH, that's right I wouldn't.

Ryan and Ayden talking to each other.

Ayden: Ryan your breath smells so bad.  It smells like a skunk.

Ryan:  Your head looks like a skunk.

All doing our Bible story at night.

Me: Okay who wants to pray?

Myles: I do. (so he prays)

Ayden: He's just so sweet I could cry.

-Mom you are the best cook in the world.

-Can I have all the money out of my piggy bank to give to the children's home? (This girl is the most giving and selfless person I know and she's only 6)

-I just love my family so much.  I would cry if y'all weren't here.

Ryan

Smoke Alarm goes off and Ryan is in the living room.

Ryan: Is lunch ready?

 

Ryan: Momma, my three things I like more than anything else are Sydney, Jesus and my treasure box.

Me: Pick up the Legos.  Both of you because you both were playing with them.

Ryan: Myles, I'll hold the box and you do the picking up.

Ryan: Mom, do you know who I love more than you and Daddy and Sydney?

Me: who Bubs?

Ryan: Jesus and God

Giving them a talk about emotions and how it's okay to be angry but you can't say ugly things or put your hands on other people when you are angry.  

Ryan: God gave us emotions.  He gave us arms and emotions to even hit people.

Me: No Ryan he didn't.

Ryan: OHHHH haha, I didn't know that.

Ryan: I need to go poop and I'm going to call you when I'm done.

Me: You don't need to tell me when your done.  You can wipe yourself.

Ryan:  I can wipe myself but sometimes I just like you to do it because I don't want to wash my hands.

Ryan: Christmas is not about presents.  It's about sharing and caring.

Me: That's right Bubby.

Ryan: Then why did you and Daddy buy us presents.

Tye: Let me bathe you and let Momma go finish cooking.

Ryan: no I want Momma to do it.

Tye: Why can't Daddy do it?

Ryan: because I don't want Momma to feel sad because she can't do it.

Ryan: Mom it smells really good in our house.

Me: Thank you Ryan.  I cleaned the house and I lit a candle.

Ryan: nope that's not what smells so good.

Me: Then what smells good.

Ryan: It's my dink dink.  Shell let me bathe myself and I washed it really really good.

Me: well....that's good. hahahaha 

Me: Myles and Ryan, QUIT doing canyon (cannon) balls in the bathtub.  It's dangerous and you could hurt yourself.

Ryan: Mom it's okay we like when we get Spiderman band-aids

Myles: or dinosaur band-aids.

Me: No it'll be a worse boo boo than a band-aid.  You might have to go to the hospital.

Ryan: Would we get shots?

Me: Probably so.

Ryan: Myles we better quit.

-Quit taping your brother to the pole.

-If your going outside take the leash off your brother.

 

Myles

Myles: Poppa and Honey I'm a reindeer.

Poppa: You are

Myles: Yes but I'm not one of Santa's just one that lives in the wild.

On the Polar Express

Poppa: Myles did you see Santa Claus?

Myles: I saw his clothes but not his actual body.

Mom, you smell handome.

Poppa, yous has spiders in your nose. (He was talking about my Dad's nose hair)

Myles crying in the bathroom calling for me and not Daddy.

Me: Myles what is the problem in here.

Myles: I want you to wipe me.

Me: Daddy is here why can't he do it.

Myles: because Daddy wipes me to hard.

Tye told Myles to pick up toys in room.

Myles: I can't because my arms are sleeping.

Walking through Target and Myles see a mannequin.

Myles: Mom that lady looks like you.

Me: she does

Myles: yes but you have a head and she doesn't. 

Comes running to me laughing.

Me: what are you laughing at?

Myles: Daddy pooted on my head.

-Sometimes when I go eat I need to poop but it's okay I can still eat when I'm done pooping.

-I only like when you cook fish sticks.

-Can I have some chocolate Skittles? (M&M's)

-Myles, please just let your brother smell your armpit.

-No, you can't shut the car door with your toe.

-Quit sticking cheetos up your nose and eat. 

-Quit putting Ayden's lip gloss on your eyelids!

I can't wait to start a new list of funny things they say!  We are excited to see what 2017 brings us.  Happy New Year!!