Brought to you by Ryan...

This is just a few of the conversations we have with our unique, quirky, handsome,funny, amazing middle child! 

Tye singing: Everybody was Kung Fu fighting.

Ryan: Dad are they still fighting.

(Ryan got in trouble for breaking something.)

Me: When Daddy gets home we are going to talk about it and you may get a spanking.

(A little while later)

Ryan: Mom are you happy now?

Me: Yes Bubs, why?

Ryan: Well I'm happy too.  So if you are happy and I am happy then nobody should get a spanking.

Ryan: You are the sweetest Mom ever.

Me: Thank you Bubby.

Ryan: Yes Ma'am.

Me: Why did you say yes Ma'am?

Ryan: I don't remember.

(In a bathroom stall at a restaurant)

Ryan: What's that in the floor?

(Feminine product)

Me: I don't know Bubs but don't touch it.

Ryan: Oh I know what it is.  It's a fire cracker.  You just light that string and then you run away and then it explodes into the air.

Me: Oh okay. Good thinking Ryan!

(Rode on the tractor with B and gets back into the car)

Me: Hey Ryan did you have fun with B?

Ryan: Yes I did.

Me: Did you talk to him?

Ryan: Yes I did.

Me: What did y'all talk about?

Ryan: We talked about music and we talked about how a bird crows and we talked about just everything!

I later found out that Ryan talked so much B had to turn on the defroster to unfog the windows.

And last but not least the words every mother wants to hear...

"Mom, don't look at what we are doing."